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yay posting in community although it has no bearing on anything [Mar. 16th, 2004|02:15 pm]

You are Woodstock!

Which Peanuts Character are You?
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New Yorker in Town and Looking for FUN!! Would You... - 29 [Mar. 11th, 2004|09:19 pm]

That's the headline, here's the rest of the ad:

"... Eagerly undertake the challenge of removing your panties in the middle of a busy museum wing just to show your partner in crime how wet he's made you?

... Gleefully take a playful man achingly deep inside you on a clear, brisk night - in the middle of Memorial Park??

... Go well beyond tolerating and indeed BEG for splashes of fiery cum across your pretty face, down your neck and up your spine - and then go back to work, keeping me in mind as it slowly dries to your skin?

... Drench yourself at the first sensation of his fingers pulling your hair firmly back with each deep thrust and spank of his hand to your flesh?

... Suffer 3 non-stop hours of clitoral teasing while cuffed to the bedpost, just because he loves to see you writhe?

... Then wallow in anticipation as he flipped you to your knees, climbed behind you, and made you wait and wonder which sweet little hole he was going to gently ease into first?

If your interest is piqued then by all means, send me a note. I am by all accounts a very handsome professional in Manhattan (though it's your job to find out first-hand) and would love to find a woman who is secure enough in her self-respect in all aspects of life that she is perfectly at ease leaving it at the bedroom door and spending many nights engaged in marathons that would make any porn queen envious... I have no interest in degradation nor in meaningless flings. I get my true satisfaction from learning a woman's body and 'playing' it like no man have ever come close to before... Sometimes gentle, sometimes downright violent, you mustn't be afraid of any facet of your sexual self - or mine... Limits will be tested, boundaries pushed aside... But at each new sun-up, you will still feel me pulsing inside you and feel my tongue teasing each nipple... And the one constant in your days from this point on will be the knowledge that you WILL be surprised yet again - that at any moment, the phone may ring and a new adventure will begin... Isn't that well worth a short little email to say hello?"

Is it just me, or is that a tad "American Psycho"?
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Chastity Belts... [Feb. 23rd, 2004|01:13 pm]


which prompts the discussion:
is extreme jealousy in a relationship okay?
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looking for a new icon? [Jan. 18th, 2004|06:19 am]

This seems perfect.

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Community Icon [Dec. 28th, 2003|02:48 am]

I am of the opinion that our community Icon sucks.
I picked it.
So I think we should change it.

Since we are a community, let's have community imput. Our icon is currently: , and it doesn't really represent us that well.
So post your suggestions and we'll see what everybody likes.

I leave it to you.
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community rules [Dec. 22nd, 2003|11:42 pm]

for privacy's sake, we are putting up a couple of rules.

1) all posts from now on will be friends only
2) membership is still open until enough people complain about the stupid people
3) predicate and catricya along with zadriana are the community moderators.
Those of you who feel slighted, don't. I had sound reasons for picking them to help me moderate the community. Promise.
4) I encourage people to go back and change any previous entries to "friends only"
5) much love for everyone.

I really want to create a comfortable space for us to be share. It's hard enough with the internet being as easy access as it is.

I once had a dress that was easy access, and if it serves as an example of anything it is that people will go farther than you think they will when things are easy access.

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Har har har! [Dec. 16th, 2003|01:01 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]

So I signed up for one of the match sites that gives you a rigorous 30-minute personality profile and all that fun stuff. After filling it all out I was informed that there are "No matches compatible with you in your search radius of 300 miles. We know this must be disappointing, but we encourage you to keep looking!"

Har har!

I am incompatible with the tri-state area. Sweet.
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even my subconscious has taken a turn for the lame [Dec. 15th, 2003|11:58 pm]

[mood |apatheticapathetic]

I had a dream last night about going on a date. And that's pretty much all that happened. In fact, I don't think the actual date occurred. I think it was arranged, so, I had a dream about arranging a date. I apparently can no longer even come up with sex dreams. I'm having date dreams. I quit.
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How Long Has it Been? [Dec. 12th, 2003|11:30 pm]
[mood |committed]
[music |"Can't Touch This"/MC Hammer]

How long have you been celibate?

If you count how long it has been for me since I've had sex, I'm almost at two months.

I didn't officially identify as celibate though until I decided I was going to be committed to not having sex with others...you know...as opposed to just not having sex because there was none available or something else, like a health issue, was getting in the way of it.

So, actually I've only identified myself as a celibate bi-sexual feminist republican polyamorist since December 4th. Anyone care to start a betting pool for how long this will last?

I hope it lasts long enough for me to go completely vegan because I would really like to be a celibate bi-sexual feminist republican polyamorist vegan.
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Wheee! [Dec. 12th, 2003|12:49 am]
[mood |crazycrazy]
[music |Goldfrapp - Strict Machine]

You like me. Huzzah.

Celibacy rules.
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