|New Yorker in Town and Looking for FUN!! Would You... - 29
||[Mar. 11th, 2004|09:19 pm]
That's the headline, here's the rest of the ad:|
"... Eagerly undertake the challenge of removing your panties in the middle of a busy museum wing just to show your partner in crime how wet he's made you?
... Gleefully take a playful man achingly deep inside you on a clear, brisk night - in the middle of Memorial Park??
... Go well beyond tolerating and indeed BEG for splashes of fiery cum across your pretty face, down your neck and up your spine - and then go back to work, keeping me in mind as it slowly dries to your skin?
... Drench yourself at the first sensation of his fingers pulling your hair firmly back with each deep thrust and spank of his hand to your flesh?
... Suffer 3 non-stop hours of clitoral teasing while cuffed to the bedpost, just because he loves to see you writhe?
... Then wallow in anticipation as he flipped you to your knees, climbed behind you, and made you wait and wonder which sweet little hole he was going to gently ease into first?
If your interest is piqued then by all means, send me a note. I am by all accounts a very handsome professional in Manhattan (though it's your job to find out first-hand) and would love to find a woman who is secure enough in her self-respect in all aspects of life that she is perfectly at ease leaving it at the bedroom door and spending many nights engaged in marathons that would make any porn queen envious... I have no interest in degradation nor in meaningless flings. I get my true satisfaction from learning a woman's body and 'playing' it like no man have ever come close to before... Sometimes gentle, sometimes downright violent, you mustn't be afraid of any facet of your sexual self - or mine... Limits will be tested, boundaries pushed aside... But at each new sun-up, you will still feel me pulsing inside you and feel my tongue teasing each nipple... And the one constant in your days from this point on will be the knowledge that you WILL be surprised yet again - that at any moment, the phone may ring and a new adventure will begin... Isn't that well worth a short little email to say hello?"
Is it just me, or is that a tad "American Psycho"?