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take this test! [Apr. 2nd, 2004|10:54 am]



here's my result:
The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else

From: predicate
2004-04-02 09:49 am (UTC)
I'm "The Boy Next Door," fated to become the creepy 50-something guy next door who's friendly but everyone thinks is a pedophile.

On the upside, I met someone interesting via okaycupid and we had coffee the other week. *grin*
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[User Picture]From: vintagehandbag
2004-04-02 10:40 am (UTC)
Yay for you!
You won't be the creepy guy next door.
Are you a sci-fi reader? or did I fabricate that? I ask because my roommate loaned me "The Time-Traveler's Wife" and I'm about a third in, and it's a really fun read.
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From: predicate
2004-04-02 11:29 am (UTC)
Oooh, I'm a scifi reader. I mostly go for the literary stuff though. Just finished 'Solitaire' and it was amazing. Also, of course, the graphic novel Jason and I are doing. Heh.

I like to think I'll be the *jovial* guy next door. ;)
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[User Picture]From: zadriana
2004-04-02 10:57 am (UTC)
OOh, maybe when you are forty, and the creepy guy next door, I'll date you. :)

Would you recommend okaycupid? I just took the test on it, and don't know much about it.
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From: predicate
2004-04-02 11:28 am (UTC)
I don't know if I'd recommend it -- it seems interesting, and the guys behind it seem interestingly cool. They seem to have an interesting take on the statistical stuff behind matching, and they're tongue-in-cheek enough to have very bizarre FAQ entries.

I met an interesting gal on it in March, and we hit it off. She ran screaming after meeting me, but she was really truly 100% the kind of lass that I go for. Passionate, hyper-intelligent, artistic, and interested in sumerian linguistics.

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[User Picture]From: vintagehandbag
2004-04-02 09:50 am (UTC)

this is me, or so says the test:

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Random Brutal Sex Master
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

CONSIDER: The Loverboy
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[User Picture]From: zadriana
2004-04-02 10:58 am (UTC)

Re: this is me, or so says the test:

What do you think? I'm not sure if it's you, but it kinda is. A bit odd, no?
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[User Picture]From: vintagehandbag
2004-04-02 02:48 pm (UTC)

Re: this is me, or so says the test:

Well, it's not, NOT me. I wish I could edit response posts. I keep finding glitches (there's a line in the middle of that which should go elsewhere).
I think it fits me better than anything else they could come up with on a quiz.
I do have lots of female friends, usually, though not super close ones. And a large chunk of my brain is devoted to what I would/would not accept from people in ANY kind of relationships (including friendships).
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[User Picture]From: 1idman
2004-04-02 06:47 pm (UTC)

took this test!

im the gentle dancer, and who would disagree. i guess that falls under the "anyone else" category.
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[User Picture]From: saskuoch
2004-04-03 01:18 pm (UTC)

it's a little off, but a lot of this is right


The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)

Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.

Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.

You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.

You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Hornivore, The Manchild, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Backrubber

Your exact opposite:
The Wild Rose: Random Brutal Love Dreamer
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-04-21 10:04 pm (UTC)

thespark.com rocks

I got the secratary,dreams of sex but is way too shy.
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